Specs!

January is turning into me!me!me! month. My apologies. But if this isn't a milestone, I don't know what is. I'm with glasses. Spectacular spectacles. They are huge, so it sort of feels more like they're wearing me, than the other way around. But boy, do I feel stylish. Stylish and seasick, that is. I can read ANYTHING. I'm more or less Superman in that area. But the world has turned crooked and my head is spinning. They said it would take about 30 minutes for my brain to adjust. I'm on the second hour now and feeling no progress. Well, I can read ANYTHING and that's of course progress. But the tipsy twirly feeling, when will that disappear? Walking home I felt like I'd turned into something from Gulliver's travels. The ground was suddenly closer than ever, like I was 60 centimeters tall. And the stairs are all tilted, making me compensate by leaning backwords (and looking like a total idiot, I might add). Oh well. One thing at a time. Did I mention that I can read ANYTHING? And the stylishness, you can see that, can't you? God, my head hurts.